2018-05

An aide in Sue Bell Cobb's campaign for governor is arrested for being near a daycare as a registered sex offender and convicted rapist, and Cobb sides with the rapist over law enforcement.  A CNN Opinion piece claims both guns and "the patriarchy" are to blame for violence.  Hamas terrorists are killed as they storm the Israeli border on the day of the U.S. embassy opening in Jerusalem, and the media takes the terrorists' side.
Chaplin's Report: Psalm 122

Ireland will vote in two weeks whether or not they will repeal a constitutional amendment to protect the lives of unborn children, and the media, Google, and Facebook start taking sides.  The new American Embassy in Jerusalem opens on the 70th anniversary of the modern state of Israel.  A nursing student has her graduation speech censored because she mentioned Jesus and quoted a Bible verse.  Seven are killed in a mass shooting in Australia.
Chaplin's Report: Judges 5:7

Five of the most wanted leaders of ISIS are captured by American forces.  A "Sexuality Expert" talks about the importance of parents getting consent before changing their baby's diapers.  The host of the "Women of Size" podcast claims Universal studios "fat-shamed" her by not letting her on a thrill ride.  A Cornell Student delivers her class presentation wearing nothing but her underwear because she feels clothes "oppress" her.  When a Utah senior attended prom in a traditional Chinese dress, the American SJWs freaked out, but it turns out the Chinese loved it.
Chaplin's Report- Matthew 1:3 and 6

President Donald Trump and Sec. of State Mike Pompeo welcome 3 Americans back home after being imprisoned in North Korea.  Dustin DeVaughn runs to represent 31st district in Alabama's House of Representatives.  Iran fires 20 rockets on Israel and Israel retaliates by targeting Iranian military facilities in Syria.  Sports Radio 740's Joe Hunk comes on to talk about his recent trip to Boston and how they want to rename Yawkey way because it's too racially sensitive.
Chaplin's Report: I Corinthians 15:54-57

The Elmore County GOP hosts a candidate forum for the public.  President Trump withdraws support for the Iran Nuclear Deal.  New evidence surfaces that the Parkland shooter was connected to the PROMISE program, which was started by Obama's DOJ and implemented by Broward County schools.
Chaplin's Report: Ephesians 1:18-20

Since it's Teacher Appreciation Day, Caleb and his father John from Millbrook (a former Golden Apple Teacher of the Year winner) to talk about the importance of good teachers.  Dick's Sporting Goods promises to stop selling "Assault Weapons" at their stores, but they actually didn't.  The Waffle House Hero, James Shaw Jr. goes on CNN with Van Jones to talk gun control and politics.
Chaplin's Report: I Corinthians 12:27-29

Students at George Washington University petition the university to change the mascot's name from "Colonials."  Gonzaga University sends out a campus-wide email warning it's students not to appropriate Mexican culture on Cinco de Mayo.  "Last Man Standing" gets picked up by Fox for a seventh season.  Rudy Giuliani "slips up" and reveals Trump paid his lawyer to pay off Stormy Daniels, but was it intentional?
Chaplin's Report: Ephesians 4:3-6

An pro illegal immigrant group develops an app to help illegals avoid the authorities.  Representative in the Alabama House Will Ainsworth goes on the air to talk about his bid for Lt. Governor.  Caleb and the Nerd Herd talk about the new Han Solo movie and what's next for the Star Wars franchise in honor of May the Fourth.  The NRA releases a new ad featuring Stephen Willeford, the hero that stopped the Sutherland Springs shooting.
Chaplin's Report: Revelation 2:9-11

The Boy Scouts change their name to "Scouts BSA" to be more inclusive now that they're admitting girls.  The University of Texas starts a new program that deems masculinity a mental health disorder that leads to "sexual assault" and "interpersonal violence."
Chaplin's Report: I Peter 3:1-7

Alabama and seven other states sue the federal government over DACA.  A twitter video tries to connect conservatives and the alt-right together and blame both for terrorism.  Kanye West is still driving the left crazy and Maxine Waters tells him to shut up and wrap.  A Utah teenager becomes the target of the SJW's wrath because she wore a traditional Chinese dress to prom. 
Chaplin's Report: Colossians 4:5-6